Pictured: The original MI6 offices.

Amazon now owns MI6!

Jeff Bezos to turn it into his Head Office!

22nd February, 2025.

James Bond, move over. MI6 now has a new owner and big changes are coming. As a long time admirer of the British secret service, and the respect it commands (and demands), Jeff Bezos decide that taking up ownership of the MI6 building (and some of it's staff) would perfectly suit his ambition to take over the UK.

Not only can Jeff control the UK's commercial markets (mostly through threats, intimidation, and also assassinations), he will inherit a tailor-made staff to complete the next step in his dastardly plan to rule the world.

Call me Bezos, Jeff Bezos. Buy my company's goods, or else!

Jeff's secret agents will soon get to work spying on all of his major competitors, and using all the technology Amazon now owns, he can hack all of their computer systems using MI6's existing 'back door' passwords to gain access to all of their secrets.

The UK's Prime Minister, Keir 'Return the Sausages' Starmer, seems powerless to stop all of this happening. Not surprising as the UK economy is threatening to 'tank' and take Starmer with it. His only hope is that Amazon can bail him out, albeit they will have absolute control over the nation's economy. Effectively, Starmer will become Jeff's 'bitch' (drop your pants, Keir, Jeff wants to show you how to 'return' a sausage).

Could Jeff really destroy the nation's economy if he decides to get nasty? If he does, he will employ his top agent to achieve this aim (someone known as 'Agent Truss'). And if he succeeds, he can then not just control, but also take up full possession of all the UK's major commercial businesses. Everything will be rebranded as an Amazon product. Frightening prospect? Of course it is. We do not want a madman running the country. After all, this is not America, is it?

Pictured: Trump going to war against (some) Democrat voters.

Time to head South again? Or better still, North!

No passport required!

23rd January, 2025.

In an attempt, legal or otherwise, to stop Democrats winning future US Presidential elections, Donald Trump has decided to deport millions of Democrat voters. To the rest of the world, they are also known as "illegals", but let's not split hairs here.

However, Donald seems to be guilty of an oversight. Most of these illegals could return to Mexico, but as this nation is in danger of becoming part of the United States, along with Canada, Greenland, Panama, and any other nation seemingly within reach, they will once again become American citizens. Interestingly, and if Mexico manages to remain independent, it has been suggested that all those of Mexican and Central / South American heritage, move to Canada and apply for asylum (and rapidly be granted Canadian citizenship).

So poor old Donald loses each time. Any country he decides to annex will automatically reintroduce the problem of illegal immigration that he is trying to solve. And once Canada becomes part of the United States, all of those who have fled there will be able to travel throughout the country unimpeded. But fear not! Enter 'Californian solution'! All of those people that have previously been used as sub-minimum wage workers in the State will be take up their old jobs once again (assuming they are still available).

The next step if for Donald is to forget about annexing Mexico and let it remain independent. And once all of the former illegal immigrants have returned to California, offer to make it part of Mexico, with everyone in the State becoming a Mexican citizen. They can have it for free! Gavin Newsom, Hollywood, the earthquakes, etc., America gets rid of a lot of long-standing problems. The Mexicans can inherit all that California has to offer and the new citizens are instantly employed - and no more Democrat voters from that part of the Union! Problem sorted?