Pictured: Trump going to war against (some) Democrat voters.

Time to head South again? Or better still, North!

No passport required!

23rd January, 2025.

In an attempt, legal or otherwise, to stop Democrats winning future US Presidential elections, Donald Trump has decided to deport millions of Democrat voters. To the rest of the world, they are also known as "illegals", but let's not split hairs here.

However, Donald seems to be guilty of an oversight. Most of these illegals could return to Mexico, but as this nation is in danger of becoming part of the United States, along with Canada, Greenland, Panama, and any other nation seemingly within reach, they will once again become American citizens. Interestingly, and if Mexico manages to remain independent, it has been suggested that all those of Mexican and Central / South American heritage, move to Canada and apply for asylum (and rapidly be granted Canadian citizenship).

So poor old Donald loses each time. Any country he decides to annex will automatically reintroduce the problem of illegal immigration that he is trying to solve. And once Canada becomes part of the United States, all of those who have fled there will be able to travel throughout the country unimpeded. But fear not! Enter 'Californian solution'! All of those people that have previously been used as sub-minimum wage workers in the State will be take up their old jobs once again (assuming they are still available).

The next step if for Donald is to forget about annexing Mexico and let it remain independent. And once all of the former illegal immigrants have returned to California, offer to make it part of Mexico, with everyone in the State becoming a Mexican citizen. They can have it for free! Gavin Newsom, Hollywood, the earthquakes, etc., America gets rid of a lot of long-standing problems. The Mexicans can inherit all that California has to offer and the new citizens are instantly employed - and no more Democrat voters from that part of the Union! Problem sorted?